What Is a Man?
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her
up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she
feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will
inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her
to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most
intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though
she’s the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, invincible …
…. No wait… I’m thinking of alcohol.









