So what is your resolution? Your sexual resolution, to be more specific. I really would like to hear how we can make your fantasies become reality, together. To put our inhibitions aside and eliminate all boundaries. Enjoy your sexuality with no judgment the limitations.

I wish all of you sexy and sexually gratifying years to come. C U M!

This weekend is the time to take advantage of my special and have a phone sex experience that is more than just moaning and groaning like you get from the typical phone sex girl.  Lets have a creative and engaging conversation and take your fantasies and fetishes to new heights!  Push the limits and squeeze out one incredible fucking orgasm in the process.  Time to play nasty!

I walk up to my guy friend and tell him I have devised a plan he is going to love.  See his girlfriend of 6  years just broke his heart and cheated on him with her boss.  He has been devastated and angry.  I can’t say that I blame him, he is a good guy and worshiped the ground she walked on.

So anyways back to my plan.  I tell him that the only way he is going to feel better is if he gets even with her.  Even with a twist.    I tell him I know for a fact where she hides a spare key to her apartment and that we should break in when she is not there and wait for her.  Wait in her bed, naked, fucking.  Not only are we going to let her walk in on us fucking but when she barges in to interrupt us we are going to attack her, tie her up, and rape her.  Together.  See I found out she fucked my boyfriend a while back and I want my revenge too.  The bitch seriously needs to pay.  We will have a fantastic time raping all of her slutty fucking holes and giving her exactly what she deserves.  Lets do it!

Little ones love candy and so do I.  You wouldn’t think something as simple as candy could get kids to trust you now a days but it does.  Some candy is a great conversation starter with little ones and teens that are off by themselves.  Atleast for a woman like me.  I think parents teach their kids to beware of dangerous strange men but forget that there are a few women who like to play with the little kiddies too.

I have found that any where I go if I walk up to a little boy or girl who is alone they will talk to me.  If I try most of the time I can get them to go somewhere with me too.  That gives a pedo like me an extreme advantage over the average pedo guy.

What I do with them once I have sweet talked them in to coming with me is totally up to you.  EVERYTHING is an option.  From mild to wild.  No limits means no limits.  Murder, torture, rape.  You name it, I love it!

I finally managed to get a .5 liter bottle of water up my pussy today.  Yeahhhhh me!  I pride myself in having a tight little snatch and not putting things up in it that are too big.  However a friend of mine bet me I couldn’t get one to fit up there so I had to take the challenge.  I can tell you one thing for certain my pussy felt so stretched and full.  I have never had a cock that fat, so it was definitely a new experience.

I found this joke today and for some reason it tickled me silly…

One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says “Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”  Billy-Bob replies “Well sheriff, it’s a long story!”  Sheriff says he isn’t in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story. Billy-Bob continues “Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did.” “Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill so we did.” “Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said “Okay Billy-Bob, go to town…”

So anyways, on to the interesting call I had the other day.  This guy calls me and wants to be my personal butt sniffer and wants me to laugh at him and humiliate him.  Ok, easy enough because of course it is pretty pathetic to want to just be a butt sniffer.  Not only does he want to sniff my butt but he wants me to spit on him and piss on him.  Again easy enough.  I am happy to oblige.  I have plenty of piss to go around.

He asks me if I will blog about him and put his name in my blog.  Of course I can, just send me an email confirming that its ok for me to put your name in my blog and I will be happy to.  NO email has arrived yet.  Soooooo my buttsniffer, your name doesn’t make it in my blog and the only reason I am blogging about it is because I know you will come back here to read YOU PATHETIC WHIMPY BUTTSNIFFING NOTHING.  Yes you are NOTHING.  Because you do not even have enough balls to send an email.  You are a big pussy!

Well the Holidays are over and I hope you all were surrounded by family, good food and good times.  My Holidays were pretty uneventful, but very cozy indeed.  Now back to the subject of incest.  Part of my Holiday agenda was to work on tracing my family tree.  My family is not exactly close so I have lots of relatives I have never met or even know.  Well after weeks of working on it I have cum to the conclusion that I have 71 living family members.  That means I have a whole lot of people I have never fucked, that I need to fuck.  Of course I realize I probably can’t fuck all of them, but I damn sure am willing to try.

I decided to start with a cousin I have never met before.  I called him over the holidays and discovered he will be down here in florida next week and is swinging over for a day to see me.  I think if I have my way he will be a dirty incest whore just like me by time he leaves!

]]> http://www.cumrideharleyphonesex.com/blog/incest-is-yummy/feed/ 0 http://www.cumrideharleyphonesex.com/blog/brother-and-2-sisters-fucking-good-times/ http://www.cumrideharleyphonesex.com/blog/brother-and-2-sisters-fucking-good-times/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:28:28 +0000 admin http://www.cumrideharleyphonesex.com/blog/?p=205 My sister is barely past puberty.  My brother is in college.  I will be graduating highschool this coming year.   The three of us have always been incredibly close and I miss my big brother immensely.

When he cums home to visit from college I can’t help but jump up in his arms and cry from missing him so much.  Every minute of his visit I am like his shadow.  I know I shouldn’t be so clingy but I can’t seem to help myself.  My baby sister is the exact same way.

I must admit when he told me he was going out to party with his friends that second night he was home I was jealous and pissed that he be gone all those hours.  I sat up and waited on him, for hours and hours.  I masturbated for hours and hours.  I had discovered quite some time ago that I had a huge crush on my big brother and masturbated while think of him quite often.  I had made it a habit to climb in his bed while he was off in college and put on his football jersey so I could feel closer to him while I rub my pussy.

I had started fucking my boyfriend a few months ago but couldn’t seem to get satisfied with him.  I could always make myself cum when I thought of big brother, but not my boyfriend.  I have it for him bad apparently.  So tonight while he is off at his party I am laying in his bed masturbating.  Apparently it must of been a long wait because I fell asleep, and woke up to my brother looking down at me.  I look down at myself and my hand is still between my legs, my fingers sticky with my cum.

I open my mouth to explain but nothing comes out, because my brother has leaned down and slipped his tongue in my mouth and is kissing me.  OMG, I can’t believe this.  I have wanted to kiss him for so very long.  I sigh and wrap my arms around his neck.  His hands start moving all over me.  My nipples.  My tummy.  OMG he is touching my pussy.  His tongue following his hands.  Within seconds I am cumming all over his lips.  Grabbing his head and pulling him closer.  Seconds later he is on top of me and his cock is slipping inside of me.  My legs are on his shoulders.  My eyes are closed tight and I can’t believe my brother is fucking me.  As I start to cum again I open my eyes and catch a movement over his shoulder.  My baby sister is standing there watching us, rubbing her nipple through her tshirt.  I whisper in his ear and he tells her to cum here and while he is still fucking me he leans over and kisses her.    Now this is where it gets super hot.   Me , my brother, and my baby sister did some very hot sucking and fucking.  He taught us all kinds of dirty things that he learned while away at college.  Including fucking me in my ass.  At first it hurt soooo bad being it was the first cock ever in my ass.  However after a few minutes I was begging him to fuck me even harder while my baby sis was licking and sucking on my swollen clit.

Great fantasy call babe, incest has got to be one of my favorites!

Want to know what it is that gets my cunt really wet? It is not any particular fantasy or fetish. It is us testing our limits with whatever the topic of conversation happens to be. Lets do something different. Something extreme. Extreme Phone sex is where its at for me.

While you are sitting there with a rock hard cock reading my blog, ask yourself what is your deepest and darkest fantasy. You know the one, it makes you feel embarrassed and weak when you think of it. Its that fantasy you keep putting out of your head because you feel dirty when you think about it. Dirty kink is the best kind of kink. I am not your family, or your friends. I do not judge you. There is no reason to feel embarrassed. Dig deep and think of the absolute nastiest thing you can think of, grab your lube and give me a call. Not only will we talk about that fantasy or fetish, but we will dig deep and discover just how wicked we can go with it. The ride might be a little bumpy, so no need to be scared…..

One of my favorite fetishes lately has been Pedo. Something about taking away the innocence of a little one is very hot!

You are my boyfriend and I have found the kiddy porn site links saved on your computer. Seeing all of those pictures and movies of itty bitty girls turns me on immensely. In fact it turns me on so much I have to rub my pussy right then.

My mind starts plotting. Your birthday is tomorrow and I have the perfect gift idea for you!

The next day when you cum home from work I am dressed in a super hot purple bustier , matching thongs, and a pair of clear platforms. You grin because you know you are about to get the traditional birthday fucking that you have cum to expect. When you walk to our bedroom you discover that perhaps it might not be all that “traditional”.

Tied to our bed is a completely nude sweet young thing. Flat little titties, basically just little bumps for nipples. Small little bald pink cunnie. Tiny little girl, very petite. Also very pretty. Big adorable blue eyes and curly blond hair. Her tiny little pink lips are trembling in fear and her cheeks and eyes are swollen from crying.

I walk in the room behind you and wrap my arms around you and discover exactly what I expected. Your cock is rock hard. You look at me with a confused look in your eyes. I walk over to the bed and sit down next to the little girl and lick her tears away with the tip of my tongue. My finger tip lightly traces against her puffy little girl nipple and i look at you and tell you that tonight is a special night. That me and my little girl friend here are going to do absolutely any and every thing that he wants. I then walk up to him and whisper in his ear that there is no need to hold back, there will be no evidence left around to worry about……..

I know there is a dirty boy who is just dieing to be my birthday boy, yes?